Riding Polyppen at Bakken in Denmark: 1 in 200 million chance it kills you

<0.01 micromorts. 01 micromorts. Estimate.

Mortmeter: Worth it. Your biggest danger is losing your soft ice or dignity to centrifugal force.

Assuming: One single ride on the classic Octopus spinning ride at Dyrehavsbakken

How we got this: Western fixed-park amusement rides average roughly one fatality per 200 million boardings. The math is simple: 1 ride x 0.005 micromorts per ride = 0.005 micromorts. The drive through Klampenborg to get there carries far more lethal potential.

What gets you: Sudden cardiac event from mechanical stress or panic, Catastrophic mechanical failure or car detachment, Falling out due to restraint failure.

Cheaper version: Keep both feet on the pavement watching others get spun to cut risk by 100%.

Sources and method: how Mortmeter prices things, and the Atlas of measured risks.

More priced risks: Sharing a bottle of Flor de Pingus, Eating 2 whole pizzas, Drinking a bottle of red wine, Winter bathing in the Øresund, A week of off-piste skiing, Getting LASIK eye surgery, Texting while driving on the motorway, Cage diving with great white sharks.